Opinion: Why a Sumo Wrestler Should Not Ride Shotgun
Because the driver of the car, whoever it is, cannot help but be distracted by the endless amount of bare flesh beside them. Also because it will infringe on their personal space.
That’s all there is to this article – that simple proposition.
Remember it if that’s all you ever do.
LATEST: here we have a picture of a Sumo Wrestler riding a truck in an admirable fashion. Look closely and emulate.