Sheep's Blood Benefits Players Even More Than Pig's Brain
The Sports Psychologist has been rounding up sheep. This Psych has something special in mind: extracting some sheep blood to give to the footballers.
“Pig’s brain worked a treat,” the Psych said enthusiastically. “And sheep’s blood is just one push of the envelope away from that. I reckon sheep’s blood will really warm those guys up in winter for their cool mid-season games.”
The Pharmacist is keenly helping the Sports Psychologist siphon the blood out of the sheep to store for later usage, while the Nurse is considering how best to transplant animal parts from sheep into humans – a change from her usual duties.
Our Psych mused for a moment. “Probably looks best if they drink it, rather than take it intravenous form, yeah?”