The Football Coach had a real brainwave in his first year at Perthville Footy Club. He’d start an intense training course at Greystones Farm, and give his players a leg up on the other competition.

His extreme methods have come under fire from concerned mothers. One woman anonymously took to the media to vent her frustration.

“At his draft camp, vaulting the horse means literally vaulting a Clydesdale,” said the furious mother.

The Coach swears he had nothing to do with his star player’s pig brain transplant, though.