These Reality TV Contestants are certainly what you would call “spivs”.

They’re currently selling a most questionable product: music which is made from the sounds of different disasters (which is undoubtedly why they burnt down their own house – they’re claiming the lot on home and contents.)

Next they are looking at capsizing a boat to record that sort of sound, too, but Celine Dion classics are playing too loudly on all of Perthville’s sinking ships for them to record much of the terror felt by those sinking.