Buckingham Palace was today relocated to a dress-circle location at the top of Perthville’s highest hill. The instigator was a young woman who befriended the Queen when Her Majesty discovered her in the palace.

The Queen believed the young woman had lost her way during a palace tour, but the girl was none other than the town’s ubiquitous cat burglar, caught (almost) in the act.

Somehow our feline felon was able to persuade the Queen to relocate adjacent to a safe and sound Bank, which is under construction next door.

So now the Cat Burglar is between Buckingham Palace and a Bank. She’s like the Roman emperor who lies back and chooses between the grapes and the wine.