The Osteopath was eloping from Perthville when he turned back. No one in town will want to see the man who broke the President’s back again, but they don’t yet know that the Osteopath has really deeply changed overnight.

He’s going to be as conventional an Osteopath as you could wish for, and he’ll start by treating the Ballet Dancers, as the male dancer has an ankle injury.

Touching another person’s ankle can be a very sensual activity, though, and the Osteopath found that it truly was. He is now hoping to break up the pair so his patient and he can start afresh somewhere else.

“I’m just a fool for ankles, basically,” the Osteopath said.