The Male Model thought for a moment that he had lost his love forever. The Bride took up with her AFL Player husband again, and the Model was forced to do something huge to impress her, like ride his Mazda sports car across the country in order to effect a citizen’s arrest on a Robber.

“Hey, honey, check out my Mazda!” he called out as he left.

“Zoom zoom!” the Model added, somewhat superfluously.