He Say He Got No Truck Wit Discs
Surely the title of this article is self-explanatory.
Our DJ no longer wants to be a DJ, but a truck driver.
We could speculate about what has driven him to this decision, but we might not do his inner turmoil justice. And so we will just say this, as a note of caution to others who are thinking of following in his footsteps:
DJs make dodgy truck drivers.