Barack Obama has a tendency to take selfies at awkward moments, and the army in Perthville have had enough of his Snapchatting.

“He thinks that because they expire after 10 seconds he can send everyone racy stuff,” said the Pilot. “But if he tries anything with us today, we’ll screenshoot to keep.”

The peeved Pilot has flown his plane to transport his army up to higher ground, where they will surround Barack Obama with their guns trained on him and on his overused iPhone5.