It turns out that the hero who separated a deadly snake from the scene of a snake-caused car accident was this unassuming Traffic Controller. He attended a civic reception today to thank him for his brave deed.

His speech was short but correct.

“Traffic includes where there’s thoroughfare,” he said. “Snakes slither, but if they move along on the road like this one did, that’s considered to be on thoroughfare. And that’s traffic, and that’s what I gotta control.”

But no one was around to witness his medal ceremony due to the coup, and that made this Traffic Controller feel quite mad. He went on a rampage, which involved stealing a plane and colliding with the hot dog stand.

Don’t worry, guys – that’s not blood, it’s just sauce!