In a Jane Austen type love story, a Rabbi has been reunited with his long lost love a very talented female figure skater.

Unfortunately the skater is refusing to convert to Judaism causing them to be unable to live happily ever after in this possible Perthville romance of the decade.

Another reason their romance was reduced was their discovery of a dead cat while on a picnic (we realise this detail has no place in the story, but it’s like the shipwreck thing where newspapers always say, “one cat survived” – you can’t forget the cat.)