Restauranteur/Saboteur/Other Villainous-Sounding French Word
If you say a French R at the end of the word, you’re going to sound like a bad person even if you don’t often poison people.
The President doesn’t agree. He’s back in office after his mid-life crisis and is ratifying a law to ban all chefs and foodies from Perthville due to the intense influx of poisoning. Especially the Restauranteur.
“Hunger is the best sauce,” the President told the banned foodies today.
If you reckon that proverb has never cut the mustard, we’re with you.