Even the Queen deserves a break from royalty.

Not happy in her daily palace grind, the Queen invited the Jewel Thief to tea and found she had much in common with Perthville’s kleptomaniac.

Attracted by the idea of a gap year abroad, the Queen joined her younger friend in Perthville and they were recently seen together at the fairground enjoying the festivities with locals.

To the Queen’s astonishment, Prince Philip appeared nearby. Angry at the effort she had gone to in taking a leave of absence from her Prince, she gave the Prince a piece of her mind at following her down under.

The Prince was aghast at this unfair treatment. He explained that he had been stolen by someone known to be a young jewel thief.

Is that a credible excuse, though? What we mean is, would a Jewel Thief consider Philip to be worth his weight in gold?