Perthville’s hip, ever so now, enviroconscious Engineer has gone jurassic.

Our Engineer left the stadium project because of possible uranium contamination of the site, and he took up an entirely dissimilar project.

Convinced that the stadium would cater only for a handful of contemporary athletes, the Engineer aims to satisfy the community desire for thrills and danger by constructing a giant robot dinosaur on the hill above the funfair.

Problem is, the reptile has a far greater potential to maim locals than small traces of uranium in the soil do (its lifelike animation could see it actually eat small animals and children.)

A hungry dinosaur v. radioactivity – wow, this is going to be a close one. Give us the Tiny Dancer/Tony Danzer alternatives any day.