The Cat Burglar has just distracted the Police for a particular cat-like purpose.

She’s going to sneak into the police station and snatch the chief constable’s hat (which is not currently on his head, but hanging lifelessly on a rack.)

This loss of a good fine hat will be the Cat’s punishment for her brother being locked up for a crime he allegedly did not commit.

“That injustice set me on my own life of crime,” she admitted to The Perthville Times today, placing the hat squarely on her own head.