“Oh, he’s a Muso,” people will say, as though to excuse any eccentricity of a musician’s.

This Musician is taking out a hit on the drummer who stole his car.

“I’d like to use Santa and his magical powers to turn the drummer into an animal from the Muppets – before he gets killed,” said the Musician with relish.

Wonder no more – that’s the sort of thing the Musos are thinking.