The Coach of Perthville Footy Club was today stung by accusations of over-exerting her charges, even though she is here depicted taking one of them on a ride and buying him an ice-cream.

Meanwhile, another of her players is faking a broken leg and has money stashed in his cast. He was in cahoots with the plane hijack, and is delivering stolen cash to a rendez-vous outside the church.

Apparently both player and coach are suspected of match-fixing.