He’s a Counsellor with issues.

But when he’s out their parkouring (is that the verb?) he can put his own problems behind him, and feel way more normal than the people he counsels.

Right now it’s his day off, and he’s parkouring along the train line. He’s dangerously close to toppling over the military band, but that could be fun to watch.

We’ll see what happens, because we at The Perthville Times have never seen parkour for real before and we feel that we’re on the cusp of something indescribable.