The Perthville Times loves puns, and by extension, so do you.

So you’ll understand from our headline that a Giant Woman, a big lady, has gone down the mine shaft to work in the mine.

She’s doing it all unpaid to raise money for the new hospital, but the cost of having her on site might outweigh the benefit she provides (they’re having to whittle away at the tunnels because she is too big for them.)