Santa Subcontracts the Secret Service
He’s feeling quite puzzled right now. Since the history of time, we imagine, Santa has delivered his toys using his sleigh.
And now he has no sleigh. How will he get his toys out to the people?
Commandeer a train, he figured. So he’s on a scoping trip, and on it he’ll be working closely with the Secret Service agent.
“It’s not a national priority for the Secret Service, this stuff,” said Santa, “but they’re keen to infiltrate every aspect of our lives, and so Christmas is not a bad starting point. Santa’s Workshop and the Secret Service are a good fit.”