Journalism is a stressful job, as we at The Perthville Times know. And if you’ve taken the time to go out to the people and ask them to tell you their stories, you want to get some results.

Our chief Investigative Reporter stumbled onto the uranium and nuclear weapons story. He went looking for a source, and found a Construction Worker who’d come from the mine close to death under a train.

“Where is the uranium being sent?” the Journalist asked desperately.

The man mumbled something.

“North Carolina or South Carolina?” yelled the Journalist. “Which?”

He mumbled again.

“Speak up, man!” the Journalist cried impatiently.

Too late, apparently.