Perthville’s Hacker is on his way to a secret base, fortified by friendly Russians.

He’s about to hack communications between Perthville’s government and a uranium company.

“I’m going to send out a Wikileaks style leak,” said the Hacker. “And then I’m going to dance around and sing ‘You’re The Voice’. It’s a rite of passage for hackers, you know? It’s like the cup song for girls.”