Oh ja, one of the Swedish IT guys who used to love fika is now rejecting everything he ever was, and is saying he’s originally Swiss.

He’s currently foregoing fika and is fixing the electronic system for Perthville’s train line, a good deed which he has done before in what he says was his native Switzerland.

There are as many consistencies in his story as there were in Anna Anderson’s when she claimed to be Princess Anastasia.

But we will not squash any of these rumours, about either Anastasia or this IT Professional, because that is just not what we do here at The Perthville Times.