Accidents Come in Threes, So Where’s the Third?
This Shock Jock will be off the airwaves for some time, it seems.
He finished his jaunt of bungee-jumping and promptly stole a car.
The Police chased him as they always do, and he crashed into the gravel that had piled up after the scene of Perthville’s first accident.
Accidents breed accidents in Perthville, we’re afraid.