Big Pharma, or a decently-sized Pharmacist, tried to push this Naturopath in front of an oncoming train.

However, the healthy little Naturopath was strong enough to stop the train, rather than be crushed beneath it.

A watching Football Player was so impressed that he’s now converting to herbal remedies only. The Pharmacist has been a pal of his since the beginning of his career, but he is outraged to think a Pharmacist would try to kill a Naturopath. He’s going to convince the entire premier league to be treated by the Naturopath alone.

“The AFL can keep their pig brains,” said the Player. “We’re going to stay on the un-pushed side of the envelope.”