We don’t care much for genetic impossibilities here at The Perthville Times. As far as we can tell, this little kitten went from Norwegian Forest Cat to unidentifiable Panthera within hours, and that’s that.

But don’t despair if you disagree with our taxonomy. That girl can be anything she wants to be, and do anything she wants to do.

As you know, she got away with stealing Buckingham Palace just a day ago.

Now she has manoeuvred Perthville’s Ferris wheel onto a truck so she’ll be able to go around and around and around and around in it by herself. Cats are selfish, in general, aren’t they?