For what feels like years, we’ve been wondering why the Robber’s hostage looked so inappropriately chilled-out.

We haven’t solved that mystery yet, but we’ve just found out precisely who she is.

She’s the head of the Perthville rail company. Boring, you say. But no. She’s what Cliff Richard would call a “Devil Woman”, or Nelly Furtado would call a “Maneater”. She treated the Robber APPALLINGLY for a very long time.

He snapped at long last, and is threatening to throw her onto the train tracks if she does not stop being so cruel and punitive.