Barack just did get sumo this.

A Sumo Wrestler took some serious initiative, saving Barack from the Vampire (leaving the Vampire wide open for the Weightlifter to romance, by the way) and taking him out windsurfing.

He also took the Queen for a ride on an elephant today (was it white, you ask?) and discussed the possibility of Perthville becoming a Republic.

Why this has happened, we do not know. But Sumo Wrestlers are kindly chaps, and you won’t go wrong if you allow them to pick you up in their great arms and carry you away to Perthville beach.

That’s the clear moral of this story.