GOVT POLICY ON SHARK PROTESTERS: We’ll Set Drum Lines on Land to Cull Activists
Perthville’s government is pursuing a new and interesting policy on shark rights activists.
This indomitable Activist went to the beach today to protest against what he considered the shameless murder of Great Whites, and got himself tangled up in drum lines placed along the sand.
“Drum lines are so over-effective that we’ve decided to use them against shark protectors as well as sharks,” a government spokesperson said.