I Will Follow Her Majesty Wherever Her Majesty Will Go
The Navy Captain has got it bad.
His crush, the Queen, went to scout camp for some marshmallow-toasting and ghost stories, and he followed her all the way there.
So, when she fell into the river in a freak accident, and all the scouts were too immature to save her, the Navy Captain sailed in and rescued her in a split second.
What more can he do to make Her Majesty fall for him?