It was a wedding attended by ALL of Perthville’s luminaries. So many luminaries, no lighting was needed at the reception after sundown.

The wedding of a PR Expert and an Investment Banker was the social event of the week. But why was it held among four-legged animals at Perthville’s Animal Park?

Was the PR Expert deliberately using the location to promote something?

If so, why were a Queen and a Multinational CEO among the guests, and why was the ceremony presided over by a Sumo Wrestler?

Our guess as to why: a change in ownership of the Animal Park saw our Investment Banker hold the title. How better to promote one’s new investment than get married there and invite the town’s A-list?

It’s a swell A-list in Perthville right now, too.