If you have an urgent message you need to send out to an entire community, don’t choose a Soap Opera Actor to broadcast it.

The Actor will preface the info and conclude the info with such long and meaningful looks that everyone will tune out and miss the important info.

Perthville’s Soap Opera Actor is at the markets today – let’s tune in to him for a minute.

*meaningful looks* “Everyone, there is a zombie apocalypse underfoot!” *meaningful looks*

The disbelieving, disinterested crowd did not listen.

Perhaps they will live to regret that.

Or perhaps they will not live.