We’re sending Santa off to Sochi, basically because it’s the only place cold enough for him we can think of right now.

Our much-maligned Street Artist is going to repaint Santa’s suit for him, firstly because red and white is way too Coca Cola, and secondly (really firstly, to be honest) because rainbow means diversity.

Sochi, Santa’s coming to town, and even though he looks like he’s on the rainbow-uniformed German team, he isn’t. Unlike the German team, who don’t seem to know whether they decided to wear the rainbow before or after they heard about Russian legislative changes, Santa always knows what’s going on, for goodness sake.