Between the drum lines which are now rigged all along the sand, and the reckless behaviour of some well-intentioned people, shark cull protesters look like disappearing soon.

This morning a Dance Party Entertainer engaged in simultaneous windsurfing and fire twirling to protest Perthville’s shark cull.

Collateral damage? He set fire to a protester along the way.

It’s believed that the protester was pro-shark cull, but we’ll never really know, will we?