Spousal privilege.

It’s a privilege all wives enjoy, though few know about it.

Look, we aren’t sure exactly what spousal privilege entails. But from the events in Perthville today, we’d say it’s a legal basis for wives to get their husbands arrested without cause by the military, so those women can start afresh somewhere else.

This Bride took off after the arrest of her husband, the AFL Player, and started a vet surgery in the old farm house. That constitutes “afresh” in our eyes.

It’s Double Jeopardy Upside Down, and it’s a privilege of which we believe all wives should be aware.