Our resident Vampire often reacts badly when he sees people dressed in red, and there is one person in town who always does dress in red. Santa Claus.

The Vampire pounced on Santa at the popcorn cafe, and is ready to draw blood.

The Self Help Guru did everything he could to help Santa evade the Vampire, but was involved in a fatal train crash (whether the Guru’s fate was at stake, or someone else’s, we cannot yet say.)

Is the white-bearded man we all love destined to lifetimes of vampirity?

LATEST: A Secret Service agent has taken up this case, and is dubious as to whether Santa is really Santa. Well, he will have to interrogate the Vampire, because “Santa” is not looking up to answering questions right now.