What an opportunistic man.

This Barrister has capitalised on the so-called wedding zombies of Perthville, and is selling tickets to view them at 100 bucks a show.

“If you get bitten, of course, you get your money back,” the Barrister said, “but, if you do get bitten, you’ll have to perform in the show.”

Is that fair, we asked him?

“I don’t know, but it’s in the fine-print,” he told us.