The fact that some people even call this a form of pollution floors us. Why, why, why?

Living in a thriving, vibrant town like Perthville and complaining about the noise pollution is like living in Italy and complaining about the pasta. It’s like, just quieten down and eat some more pasta, all right?

This Traffic Controller is trying to stop the Perthville marching band who have been playing for some time in the centre of town.

He needs some pasta, and fast.