Quite a considerable sort of situation was going on between the Bride, her sister, and the Conman today. We would not like to describe that in any great detail, but it was a situation.

A Counselor finally intervened, taking the two women out to a paddock to mediate.

It seemed as though he was putting them out to pasture, but no.

“Perspective is important when contemplating heavy matters,” said the Counselor. “This paddock is at a fair distance from where they ran into trouble, and that’s perspective enough.”

After he’s finished up counselling the sisters, he intends to head to the beach for a relaxing windsurf, as pictured below.