Osteopath, Sociopath, S’all the Same
Oh, not necessarily.
But when it comes to this Osteopath, s’all the same.
He woke up this morning and decided, against the world’s best interests, that he wanted to be President. “You have to be President if you want to take over everything,” this Osteopath reasoned. And so, he thought, the best way to depose the President would be to get him onto a train and invite him to an exhibition in another town.
Because this Osteopath likes to do more than one thing on any one day, he went into the bank to take money and create a diversion so that no one would notice the President’s disappearance. While there, he treated the back of a bank teller who was injured in a bank robbery (alas for the bank teller.)
And finally, finally, he went to Perthville pub to meet up with a member of his gang, and gave them the goss.
There, he was seen by a reporter, and that is how this story came to you.
The world goes around in a circular fashion, doesn’t it?