Polyjuice Has its Use, But is No Antidote to Zombies
As with any potion, you need someone to finance it before you bother making it. Otherwise it all just goes down the drain. It really does.
Perthville’s Inventor realised that today, and so he went looking for a pair of Philanthropists. Philanthropists and potions go hand in hand in Perthville – didn’t you know?
Together, the Inventor and the Philanthropists have teamed up to make an anti-zombie potion. They haven’t tested it yet, but it’s ready to go. And it has been well-financed.