An incongruent pair, the Sumo Wrestler and the Defence Lawyer, have today unionised the Zombies of Perthville.

Both of these men have been secret Zombie sympathisers for some time now, and were simply sick of the segregation of this species from the rest of humanity.

“They’re humans too!” said the aggrieved Sumo Wrestler.

“Actually, they’re not, but you’ve got the right sentiment,” said his Defence Lawyer friend, who never hesitates to contradict him.

The Sumo Wrestler is the muscle of the union, and will avenge his early dismissal from the fire department (too big for the fire truck) by leading these Zombies to freedom.