Train Surfing: Bravery or Economy?
Our superhero Bodyguard was seen hopping onto a Perthville train carriage and fist pumping himself like he was working himself into an adrenaline rush.
He was heard by bystanders explaining that he was seeking to surprise and eliminate a dangerous man in one of the carriages who would stop at nothing to harm the Bodyguard and then ‘do in’ the person the Bodyguard was sworn to protect.
The truth is, the train was only headed to the beach, and our train surfer was making self-congratulatory gestures at getting a free ride.
Goodness knows what that looked like.