Crime Rates Go Up in Areas of High Vampiric Density
Social Commentators are useful in certain situations.
Situations involving zombies – check.
Situations involving vampires – check.
This Social Commentator is over at the Police station as we speak. To document her research on vampire activity, she has asked a local artist to draw up a sketch.
She is concerned that if all the Police become vampires, crime rates could rise.
We would tend to agree with her here.
LATEST: The Vampire just did a study on the Social Commentator by throwing her off a cliff. The Commentator, always the opportunist, commentated on her experience the whole way down.