Social Commentators are useful in certain situations.

Situations involving zombies – check.

Situations involving vampires – check.

This Social Commentator is over at the Police station as we speak.  To document her research on vampire activity, she has asked a local artist to draw up a sketch.

She is concerned that if all the Police become vampires, crime rates could rise.

We would tend to agree with her here.

LATEST: The Vampire just did a study on the Social Commentator by throwing her off a cliff. The Commentator, always the opportunist, commentated on her experience the whole way down.