I’VE GOT THE POWER, says Robot Designer, But I’m Embarrassed to Say Where From
He’s too embarrassed to say where he got the power, but we care little for his embarrassment. Most unfortunately.
He got it from the methane of Perthville’s horses.
You know all about fracking, and that it’s not just an ugly word? This Robot Designer knows all about fracking, too, and he’s markedly opposed to it.
That’s why he has designed a robot that could potentially harvest horse methane, and use that gas to provide power for all of Perthville.
Granted, he’ll need to make a relatively indestructible robot, as horses kick hard.
But we, we who know and understand the immense power of horse methane, think this could work.
It’s safer than fracking, for starters.
Just remember, kids – what’s safe does not necessarily smell good.
You are the future, so it’s up to you to choose between safety and a tolerably-smelling Perthville.