The Musician in town is no Michael Jackson.

He has his moments, though. Today he came in to rock an amazing ballad. He was doing the traditional intense guitar-playing thing in a solo, then he transitioned into a moonwalk.

He was very sad about that interruption, as he insisted his guitar solo had been the best ever heard in Perthville.

The Musician has two broken arms, a broken leg and a dislocated shoulder.

He took his TNT cover a bit too seriously, it seems.