One thing Macca’s does not like is scandal.

Today Obama was a key player in a huge great scandal, and now Macca’s have announced they do not want Obama ever working there, as he could just “scandalinate [sic] everything”.

What happened was this:

The Paediatrician of Perthville was madly obsessed with Obama, and followed him around to the forest to enjoy a private moment with him (she prefers him to the Male Model, who adores her. How people doom themselves.)

Obama ran off to tell his wife something important, something big; though we do not know what, and he got hit by a train before or after that. Who even knows?

He was pretty okay though, except he suffered from serious amnesia, and now thinks he is President of the Philippines.

He woke up lying on the tracks between the two women (his wife and the Paediatrician) who were standing over him having a fight.

Little by little, things are coming back to the President. He hasn’t yet remembered that he’s from the U.S. and not the Philippines, but he is remembering that he was in love with his wife the whole time.

He might never be allowed to be President of anything ever again after his time in Perthville.

And he definitely won’t be allowed to work at Macca’s.