We’ve told you about the wonders of spousal privilege before – that rule that allows women to get their husbands arrested without cause.

But special spousal privilege applies between First Ladies and their husbands.

Michelle O. today decided that her husband was unfit to govern – a fair call, in our opinion.

She recruited the army to hold Barack under house arrest at the fun fair, and then she assumed power.

She is now running the United States from the back of a boat in Perthville harbour.

We applaud her for her correct demonstration of the special spousal privilege rule.