If You’re Going to Insult Someone, First Make Sure They Don’t Have the Royal Army At Their Disposal
The illustrious Navy Captain of Perthville called the Queen something not so nice this morning, and she got mad real fast.
Insulting the Queen is not like insulting just anybody, because she immediately sent in the army to seek out the Navy Captain.
Word is he windsurfed to safety, but we doubt anyone can escape this wily Queen for long.