TONGUEZILLA: Where it All Began
We think it began around 11.30am yesterday near the uranium deposit in Perthville.
A Sword Swallower was at the deposit looking for his tongue, which he’d earlier cut off by a great mistake.
He found it, but the tongue had made contact with uranium in the meanwhile and had grown greatly.
This tongue has started to terrorise people and is committing random acts of violence against Perthvillians.